Meevy

I found this really funny and got it through email from here. If you haven’t read it before, you will find it hilarious too.

Professors of India, on their usage of English

A Tribute to the Professors of India, on their usage of English

# Inside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor.

* You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class ..)

* Both of you three gets out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please… I have winter in my nose today.

* shhh… quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

* (Facing the Board), Dont talk in front of my back.

* My scooter is understanding the tree.

# About his family:

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls….(?)

# At the ground:

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the ball.

# Giving a punishment:

* You, rotate the ground four times…

* You, go and under-stand the tree…

* You three of you, stand together separately.